your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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