People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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