Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
My breasts were aching with rage.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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