I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
