More tranny stories later!
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
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