I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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