i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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