First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
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