at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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