I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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