Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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