PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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