I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
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