he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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