Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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