I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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How naked do you want me to be?
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