dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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