Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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