So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Randomize
