Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
