Since when is my name a synonym for head?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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