I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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