Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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