So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
do herpes really smell.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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