Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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