I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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