found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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