Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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