: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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