Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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