Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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