Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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