his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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