I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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