I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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