respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
