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• (514): View more from Quebec

  I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.

  (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  They always sound like a bunch of chickens.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  He managed to light the Jello on fire...

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.

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• (530): View more from California

  There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.

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