So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
im about as happy as oj after his trial
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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