Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
the day after is always just damage control
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
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