okay pat passed out under dana's car
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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