Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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