gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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