is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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