It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Randomize