since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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