honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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