Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
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