Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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