How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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