...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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